Thursday, February 28, 2013

This Wonderful Guy Will Paint Whatever Picture You Ask For in MS Paint

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This Wonderful Guy Will Paint Whatever Picture You Ask For in MS PaintIf you want a picture of a dinosaur drawing people in an art class. Jim'll paint it for you in MS Paint. If you want a picture of Moby throwing ninja stars at a 'melancholic' badger wearing specific clothing in a specific situation. Jim'll paint it for you in MS Paint. Jim will basically paint you anything in MS Paint and they will always be incredible.


Jim, the wonderful artist behind this art project, fields ridiculous art requests from strangers and makes those descriptions come true in MS Paint. He doesn't use tablets, he doesn't touch anything up—it's just him and the funniest art medium of the 90's creating imaginative pieces that'll tickle your brain. Check out his work here.

This Wonderful Guy Will Paint Whatever Picture You Ask For in MS Paint The request: Please paint me the original Power Rangers MegaZord struggling to find space on a commuter train whilst watching ‘the Thick of it' on his iPad.




This Wonderful Guy Will Paint Whatever Picture You Ask For in MS Paint The request: Please paint me a picture of Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover alongside D'n'B DJ Goldie on a Dyson. They are racing on the Mario kart level rainbow road and are both drunk on white ace cider.


I told you they were incredible. Jim obviously can't paint every single picture request but he does promise to consider them all. Get specific! Get weird! Get funny! Jim'll paint it for ya. [Jim'll Paint It via Laughing Squid]

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Synesthetic Locked

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Synesthetic Locked Not everybody needs LSD to see sound and hear smells, people with a neurological condition known as Synesthesia experience a sort of "cross-talk" between their senses. Director Oscar Lopez Rocha is one such synesthete. He shares what he sees in Synesthetic Locked.


Your Phone's Low Battery Warnings Should Look Like These Hilarious Notifications

Your Phone's Low Battery Warnings Should Look Like These Hilarious NotificationsBecause batteries enjoy dying so much when we really need that last little bit of juice, low battery warnings really should be more animated than the plain "20% of battery remaining". I don't know how many times I've ignored that message. But if the alert made fun of me and said something like, "Oh I'll just charge it tonight" You idiot, then my God I would listen to it so much more.


College Humor came up with a few phrases that a desperate and agressive low battery warning would say to you and I want this on my phone now. Even if this feature took more battery to do, I would reward my phone with an actual charging cable treat as opposed to running the vanilla message dead dead dead. Plus, that stupid 10% warning just has no compassion. The battery is going to die anyway, might as well make me laugh. [College Humor]


Will 3D Printing Change the World?

Will 3D Printing Change the World? The easy answer: no probably not. But after being shouted out by POTUS himself at the SOTU, 3D printing is slowly, possibly, maybe creeping into a bigger deal for more than just Maker Faire-types. So the wonderful folks at PBS Off Book decided to take a closer look and answer the question once and for all. Will 3D printing change the world?


It's obvious to see the appeal of 3D printers in theory. You can print any 3D file you make. That's cool. Shoes! Toys! Household goods! Cars! Whatever! There's also an instant-ish gratification to 3D printing too. But is it seriously world changing? PBS Off Book's short doc on it mostly says yes it will but I think the actual application of 3D printing is geared too much toward people who sat at the front of the classroom. There needs to be a lower bar of entry in order for it to hit mainstream. We'll see. [PBS Off Book]


Google Says the Next Motorola Products Aren't Really 'Wow' Impressive

Google Says the Next Motorola Products Aren't Really 'Wow' ImpressiveWhen Google bought Motorola, a lot of people thought it would mark the beginning of an onslaught of awesome Motorola Android phones. It didn't really happen like that. In fact, it looks like it's getting worse. Google just described Motorola's upcoming products as "not really to the standards that what Google would say is wow—innovative, transformative." That's, um, honest.


Google CFO Patrick Pichette spoke at Morgan Stanley's Technology Conference and pretty much gave Motorola the opposite of a vote of confidence. Pichette, who has a growing history of knocking Motorola down, just recently said that Google had "inherited a 12-18 month product pipeline" that the company is "still working through." The kind of words Pichette uses to describe Motorola is the same comments you'd describe anything that's dragging down your life but tough to ditch (cable companies, leaky faucets, plateaued relationships, etc). Basically, whatever Motorola is doing right now, it's not enough for Google.


So even though Motorola has made some half-decent phones recently, it's probably better to stay away until, you know, the freaking company that owns Motorola believes in its products. [The Verge]


Apple Is Deleting iCloud Emails That Have the Phrase 'Barely Legal Teen' in Them

Apple Is Deleting iCloud Emails That Have the Phrase 'Barely Legal Teen' in ThemSomething really weird is happening to iCloud emails. It turns out, Apple is straight up deleting emails sent from iCloud email accounts that have the phrase "barely legal teen" in them. Like, if you sent out an email that included that phrase in the body of the message, it would never be sent to the person. Huh?


Macworld UK spotted the weird behavior and tested it out with the phrase, ""My friend's son is already allowed to drive his high-powered car. It's ridiculous. He's a barely legal teenage driver? What on earth is John thinking." One email was sent just like that. It was never delivered. The other email amended the "a barely legal teenage" to "barely a legal teenage" and was successfully sent. The test was repeated with other emails that included the phrase "barely legal teen" and every time, the email was deleted and never sent.


Barely legal teen, if you needed a reminder on where the phrase comes from (which I'm sure you don't but are going to make me describe it anyway), is a common description for porn that features young performers who look like they've just become 'legal' (or 18).


So what's causing this overaggressive behavior from Apple? Apple's notorious anti-porn stance? Some weird quirk in the code? Apple told Macworld:



"Occasionally, automated spam filters may incorrectly block legitimate email," an Apple spokesperson said. "If the customer feels that a legitimate message is blocked, we encourage customers to report it to AppleCare."



What doesn't exactly add up in that explanation is that these "barely legal teen" emails never even hit the spam box of the recipient. They're just never sent because Apple nips them in the bud. Deleting emails like that, I think, is called censoring. [Macworld UK via VentureBeat]


Here's How Long Food Can Last in the Pantry, Refrigerator and Freezer

Here's How Long Food Can Last in the Pantry, Refrigerator and FreezerI'm one of those people who never takes anything anyone says at face value but absolutely swears by expiration dates. Ew the milk expired today?! Eat my cereal dry. The bread smells fine but it says it's not BEST BY today anymore. Go get a sandwich at the deli. My blind adherence to those labels is idiotic but I know how to get better now: follow the rough estimate of this infographic that shows the shelf life of food in the pantry, fridge and freezer.


Yeah, yeah. I know. I'm going from following one piece of paper to following a bunch of pixels. It's not in any way more scientific! But getting the rough idea of how long food lasts is a good thing (in a More You Know way). Like I never knew potatoes and lettuce shouldn't be put in the freezer. Or that honey lasts FOREVER (makes sense though). Or that ketchup 'only' lasts a year, I'm pretty sure I broke that rule many times over.


The infographic was made by Visual.ly and used advice from the USDA, FDA and others. It's going to be my new sworn source for keeping food around. [Visual.ly]


Here's How Long Food Can Last in the Pantry, Refrigerator and Freezer


Reinforce Your Wardrobe With a Industrial-Strength Rebar Hanger

Reinforce Your Wardrobe With a Industrial-Strength Rebar Hanger Is all your bad-ass clothing just too much for those flimsy, plastic, run-of-the-mill hangers. Do your pants or shirts, weighted as they are with pounds of pure awesomeness, need something more structurally sound to keep them in order? The "Man Hanger" suits your very strange needs.


Made from real, industrial-grade rebar, hand-bent into shape (somehow), and coated to prevent rust and corrosion, the Man Hanger is a marriage of strength and finesse fit to support those clothes that bring out both your softer side and your inner tough guy. That is, if you have any pants that fit that well.


Granted, "Man Hanger" is a god-awful name, and at $25 one Man Hanger is roughly twice as expensive as 40lbs of actual rebar (including shipping!), but unless you can bend steel, this is your only choice. Do you really need to drop that much on something that belongs in the closet and under clothes? Probably not. But damned if we don't want one. Or 12. [BODE Goods via Uncrate]


Sony's 4K Movie Streaming Will Work on PS4—At 100GB a Pop

Sony's 4K Movie Streaming Will Work on PS4—At 100GB a Pop While there's still little known about Sony's efforts to pioneer the first 4K movie download service, one thing we can say almost definitely now is that the service will in fact be compatible with its (supposedly) upcoming PS4. In an interview with The Verge, Sony President and COO Phil Molyneux almost sort of definitely confirmed that the service would be compatible with the ethereal console by promising that we "will not be disappointed." Oh, and by the way, a typical 4K movie download will chew up more than 100 GB of bandwidth.


So when the PS4 actually does take shape, and if Sony's service actually is compatible, there's still the small problem of these downloads being wholly impractical for the average user, especially in the age of data caps. Apparently Molyneux is looking on the bright side of things, as he's called these excruciatingly long download times "a journey." There is some relatively legitimate good news, though, as Sony announced plans to roll out a lot more movies for the service in time for summer. And you should have them downloaded and ready to watch just in time for fall. [The Verge]


Svpply for Android: Create Collections of the Clothes You Want

Svpply for Android: Create Collections of the Clothes You WantIt's almost spring. Okay, maybe that's pushing it a little bit, but you're starting to think about ditching the puffy coat and snow boots in favor of shorts and sandals. You can plan your seasonal purchases on Svpply's new Android app.


What does it do?


Lets you create and shop collections of things you might want, like high-top sneakers or snapback hats.


Why do we like it?


We liked Svpply on iOS, and we like it on Android, because it makes it super easy to buy the clothes and accessories you have your eye on. So maybe that's not always a good thing, what with that making you spend money and all, but we like shopping. Svpply keeps you up on trends, showing what's popular and new. And since shopping is better with your friends, you can pull in your pals from Facebook and Twitter to see the shirts, shoes, and so forth they have on their wish lists. See something you like? Just click it and Svpply takes you to the store so you can buy it. Oh, this is making us long for spring even more than we already were.





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Thanks To HTML5 This Website Can Fill Your Whole Hard Drive with Trash

Thanks To HTML5 This Website Can Fill Your Whole Hard Drive with Trash Sometimes a browser needs to leave a little data on your computer, just a little 5-10KB nibblit, a cookie. HTML5 is a hungrier beast than that which came before it though, and sometimes wants a little more. Maybe 5MB or so. But that's where it should end. Thanks to a little HTML5 vulnerability, however, this site can and will fill your entire hard drive with trash.


In order to keep sites from going to wild, most browsers put a hard limit on how much space any site can get. Google Chrome says 2.5MB, Firefox goes with 5MB, Internet Explorer opts for 10MB, etc. And HTML5 standards dictate that a single stash should apply to all affiliated sites. So a1.example.com should have to share with a2.example.com. Except in most browsers, as discovered by Feross Aboukhadijeh, they don't.


In Chrome, Safari, and Internet Explorer (FireFox users, pat yourselves on the back), subdomains all get their own little data cubbies, so as long as a site keeps churning out new ones, your hard drive will keep eating up the data until it's bulging at the seams. And Feross Aboukhadijeh's Filldisk.com does exactly that. Fortunately for you, it's merciful enough to give you all your space back if you ask it to stop, but it's easy to see how this could be a pain if it didn't play nice.


Feross has logged the bug for chrome and safari, so the problem there should be fixed soon, but so far NAME's been unable to alert the folks at microsoft thanks to a dead page. But until the fix comes in, you can still bomb your friends with a (relatively friendly) hard drive spam, and be gateful no one more mischevious found this little problem first. [Feross Aboukhadijeh via Slashdot]


Image by Aron Brand/Shutterstock


The Aurora Lamp: Simple Can Be Sweet

The Aurora Lamp: Simple Can Be SweetThe Aurora Lamp is simple. It can either sit on a table or hang from the wall with just one screw.


Made by the Good Flock out of Oregon, the pared down conical piece emphasizes the character of the wood and the exposed bulb. Each lamp is put together by hand and comes with a different finish, but they'll all cost you $170 for a little slice of simple. [Good Flock via Design-Milk]


Live Out Your Gambit Fantasies With a Set of Sharpened Steel Throwing Cards

Live Out Your Gambit Fantasies With a Set of Sharpened Steel Throwing CardsYou can try as hard as you want, but a set of adamantium claws are never going to spring forth from your hands. Nor will you ever be able to control the weather, fly, teleport, or read someone's mind. The closest you'll ever get to being a real-life X-Men is mastering this set of steel throwing cards like Gambit, minus the fireworks and bō.


The $25 set only comes with four cards—the ace of every suit—so you better make each throw count. Also, you probably shouldn't count on being able to slip these into a deck of regular Bicycle cards unnoticed—even if they provide the perfect way to vent your frustration at losing a hand of solitaire.


Live Out Your Gambit Fantasies With a Set of Sharpened Steel Throwing Cards


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Some People Are Filming a "Documentary" Using Google Glass in New York Right Now

Some People Are Filming a "Documentary" Using Google Glass in New York Right Now There's a lot of really weird stuff that happens on any given day in New York City. Which is why I like to take the occasional day off during the week just to walk around and take in my surroundings. Take, for example, this random video shoot I came across of some grungy folks equipped with Google Glass in the Lower East Side.


When asked if they were shooting a commercial for Glass, the production guys told me they were helping out with a "documentary" and that it wasn't a commercial. Bullshit. I mean, Glass isn't available to the public yet (duh) and there aren't even very many Google employees who have them in New York.


Now, this isn't the first time Glass has been spotted in New York but it's the first time I've personally come across it here. The other time was at I/O last year when I tried on Sergey's own personal pair. It was underwhelming given the demo mode was embarrassingly dated, as Brin told us before a few of us donned the glass-less Glass.


Anyway, my feeble attempts to glean any more knowledge about this shoot were thwarted by the fact that, well, I knew what they were and I was asking too many questions. Also, #ifihadglass I would have snapped some higher quality shots than the ones here in this story because, you know, when there's a creepy dude circling around with this phone out, you tend to go and hide in the production truck.


There were four or five Glass wearers, most of them cyclists, sitting in front of Frank's Chop Shop waiting for… something. They milled about for a few more minutes and quickly descended into the tattoo shop next door to shoot their "documentary." And thus ended my brief encounter with Glass in New York, which was quickly followed by an insistent homeless or psychotic person—or both?— who wanted to shake everyone's hand.


We'll see in a few months time if they were shooting a doc or another commercial about some grungy older cyclists getting tattoos in New York. Honestly, if nothing else it's just refreshing to see someone use Glass for something other than a skydive.


Sony SLT-A58: A Beginner DSLR for a Beginner Budget

Sony SLT-A58: A Beginner DSLR for a Beginner Budget The Sony SLT-A58 is a refresh of last year's pretty darn good A-57 DSLR. It comes with a new 20-megapixel image sensor, and importantly, a refreshing $600 price tag when it's bundled with an 18-55mm lens. But don't let the surging megapixel count and plummeting price tag fool you. We just took the camera for a test drive in some less than ideal conditions, and we were impressed. If you're getting started with serious photography, the new A-57 might be the way to go.


With the A-58, you're getting basically everything you need to step up from a point and shoot or smartphone: good image quality at higher ISOs, relatively snappy shooting performance, and full-manual controls that are easy to operate. Let's go down that list in a little more detail.


The camera's APC-C sensor has been bumped from 16 to 20 megapixels, which could hurt performance in darker shooting conditions. But at ISO 3200 in mediocre light this detail shot of a museum exhibit lacks noticeable noise:


Sony SLT-A58: A Beginner DSLR for a Beginner Budget


As for the camera's performance, it can shoot at 5fps, which is in line with basically everything under $1000. The camera has a battery of autofocus modes, but we mostly stuck to the single-shot autofocus. For the most part, the camera locked right on to what we were trying to shoot, but be ready to use manual focus sometimes, because when your focus point is very small, it's not directly on the money. That's why our friend the butterfly here isn't as sharp as some of the surrounding water droplets:


Sony SLT-A58: A Beginner DSLR for a Beginner Budget


This isn't a deal-breaker, as that's a particularly tricky spot for AF, where manual is probably better bet. For the most part, the focus was quick and accurate, especially given that the A-58's more-expensive competitor, the Nikon D3200, falls way short on autofocus. There were no noticeable problems with the camera's metering. Basically, with a little care and attention, this camera is capable of great photos.


Sony SLT-A58: A Beginner DSLR for a Beginner Budget


As for the handling, the A-58 does a serviceable job of making full control of the camera straightforward. It's not covered in buttons and dials, so you've got to go into menus frequently. Luckily, most of the settings you change frequently (like ISO, AF mode, metering, white balance) are easily accessible from the settings menu that pops up when you push the Fn button on the back. Once you get into the rhythm of shooting with the camera, switching is no big deal.


Sony SLT-A58: A Beginner DSLR for a Beginner Budget


Note that "SLT" in the camera's name stands for "single-lens translucent" mirror camera, which means that it's not a traditional DSLR. It doesn't have an optical viewfinder. Instead it's got an OLED screen, which looked fine. Good enough, basically.


This is an interchangeable-lens camera, and so you'll want to get more lenses down the line. That's the whole point, after all. The included 18-55 is a standard zoom lens, but its stabilization wasn't spectacular so shooting a slower shutter speeds can be a challenge.

Sony SLT-A58: A Beginner DSLR for a Beginner Budget


And we didn't have a chance to inspect any video quality this time around. That's a really important consideration for some people. Canon has the market for sub $1000 video DSLRs cornered, and we'd be surprised if the A-58 performed to that level.


But remember, the Sony A-58 is a $600 camera—and it's a lot of camera for $600. Take a good long look before someone tries to convince you to spend more. [Sony]


Sony SLT-A58: A Beginner DSLR for a Beginner Budget


Sony SLT-A58: A Beginner DSLR for a Beginner Budget


Sony NEX-3N Hands-On: The Teeny Tiny Interchangeable Lens Camera

Sony NEX-3N Hands-On: The Teeny Tiny Interchangeable Lens CameraThe latest of the seemingly endless iterations of Sony NEX interchangeable lens cameras is the NEX-3N. At $500 including kit-lens, Sony is shooting for the lower end with this one—primarily people who are just stepping up from a smartphone or compact point-and-shoot. We got a chance to toy around with the new camera today at the American Museum of Natural History. First impression? Adorable.


The NEX-3N is a replacement for the NEX-F3, packing the exact same 16 megapixel APS-C sensor, but in a body that is smaller and lighter. And whoa, is this guy small—really small. That's pretty much the story with the NEX-3N. Most of the other features, the image quality (good), the autofocus (decent), are all the same.


Sony NEX-3N Hands-On: The Teeny Tiny Interchangeable Lens Camera


What is different? For one thing, the LCD is a meager 460,000 dots vs the 921,600 on all the other NEX models. Not cool, but that does allow for a better battery life than the F3. Other internal differences are minor, like a tad slower burst rate than the F3, at 4 fps versus 5.5. Not a big deal.


The 3N handled well despite its small size. The side grip is slim, but just big enough for your hand to really latch onto. The buttons all felt familiar and totally adequate. The addition of a zoom lever on the camera body—a first for interchangeable lens cameras—worked fine and didn't get in the way, but it still makes way more sense to use the faster rocker found on the actual lens.


Sony NEX-3N Hands-On: The Teeny Tiny Interchangeable Lens Camera Sony NEX-3N Hands-On: The Teeny Tiny Interchangeable Lens Camera


As with a lot of the lower-priced mirrorless cameras, a lot depends on the lens. Sony's powered 16-50mm f/3.5-5/6 is pretty, but as with all kit lenses, it won't produce the tack-sharp photos that you might get from more expensive glass. You should always be prepared to invest in more lenses, because using an interchangeable lens camera with nothing but the sorry kit lens doesn't make a ton of sense.


With each new model of NEX camera that Sony pushes out, it's trying to capture some golden nugget of the market that their researchers think will come crawling if they only include this one magical feature. Waste of time? Maybe! But at least it gives us choices. And if you choose the NEX-3N, it'll be almost entirely because of its size and price.


Sony NEX-3N Hands-On: The Teeny Tiny Interchangeable Lens Camera Sony NEX-3N Hands-On: The Teeny Tiny Interchangeable Lens Camera


The Proper Way To Make an Bottle-Opening iPhone Case

The Proper Way To Make a Bottle-Opening iPhone CaseThis is far from the first attempt at incorporating a bottle opener into an iPhone case. But the Fortress 2 from XGearlive is hands down the only design you should consider. Instead of a clunky slide-out mechanism, or an unsightly bulge on the back, it neatly integrates a subtle opener onto the edge of its bumper case form factor.


At $100 you have to love your bottled brew, particularly since you can open a beer for free on the edge of a counter. But if you're also looking for some tough lightweight protection, the Fortress 2 is made from aircraft grade aluminum so it should be quite effective at protecting your phone. And thanks to a quick-release mechanism on the bottom it's easy to install, or remove, if you ever decide to go sober. [XGearlive via Technabob]


Scientists Wire Two Rats' Brains Together and Share a Thought Across the Internet

Scientists Wire Two Rats' Brains Together and Share a Thought Across the Internet Telepathy isn't real. You can't read minds with nothing but the tools you were born with. But add a little bit of wiring and that starts to change. Scientists have now managed to get two lab rats to think in-sync with just a little augmentation.


The experiment, documented in a recent issue of Scientific Reports, involved wiring two rats' brains together in a very literal way. The Duke University team implanted hair-sized electrodes in the motor signal centers of both rats' brains, and trained the first rat—the "encoder"—to press a lever when it saw a light. The little jolts of thought were then sent to the second rat's brain through a bit of cable. And then, despite having no light stimulus of its own, the second rat would hit its own lever 64-percent of the time on average, 72-percent of the time at peak. Way better than random chance in both cases.


Since the trick worked in a lab setting, researchers went on to try a few variations. First, they triggered the second rat with a computer-generated signal instead of a rat-made one. Then, they sent a signal all the way to Brazil, over a vanilla Internet connection. Both variations worked just about as well, regardless of distance or signal origin.


While it's a promising instance of real-world "telepathy," and it could have applications in brain-controlled, Luke Skywalker-grade prosthetics, there's still quite a way to go. As professor of neurobiology at the University of Pittsburgh, Andrew Schwartz, pointed out to Discovery, this is just a yes/no signal; it's literally as simple as a signal gets. And 72 percent is far from 100. But still, transmitting data directly from brain-to-brain over the Internet is sure to spark up your imagination. Who knows, someday you might be able to beam those thoughts directly to your buddies over the web. If you're into that. [Discovery via Geekosystem]


Image by GrandeDuc/Shutterstock


YouTube iOS App Now Beams Video to Your TV

YouTube iOS App Now Beams Video to Your TVYouTube's iOS app has been updated with a "send to TV" feature that lets you beam videos wirelessly to your television from your iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch.


Make sure your TV and your device are connected on the same Wi-Fi network, then tap a new icon at the top of your screen that pairs the app with your TV. From there, you can control playback or pick something different to watch. See how it works here. The feature is compatible with LG, Panasonic, Sony, and Bang & Olufsen sets now, but it will come to Samsung, Sharp, Toshiba, Vizio, and Western Digital TVs later this year. While navigating media on a console pretty much sucks, using your phone is fun. Watching music videos is going to be so much easier. [App Store]


Ringtones For Grown-Ups Are Your Dealzmodo-Exclusive Deal of the Day

Ringtones For Grown-Ups Are Your Dealzmodo-Exclusive Deal of the DayIt's okay to have a Pavlovian response to your ringtone. That's what your phone conditions you to do. Sure, you might not be salivating, but your pulse quickens and you reach for your phone. The problem with this involuntary reflex starts when someone else has your ringtone, and if you're using a stock iPhone ringtone, that happens all the time.


Sure, there are lots of free ringtones to choose from. For instance, you can choose a song, but that's really tacky. What you want is a ringtone that's subtle and rare. If it sounds like Apple made it, all the better. That's exactly what iRingPro offers. Here's a sample:


I reached out to iRingPro because I've been using these ringtones for about three years. They give me pleasure on a daily basis. I particularly like the Zen collection, because those tones are named after and inspired by airports and airport sounds, like Narita (my text tone), or JFK. I've been using an illegal copy — obtained through sneakernet at college — and I decided I wanted to pay for them. So we put together a deal so I didn't have to pay full price.


Right now, with the code GIZ50, all three iRingPro collections — 160 ringtones — are $15. That's half off. You can choose your audio format: M4R for iPhone, and MP3 for phones with more open ecosystems. Go get them, and every time your phone rings you'll feel a little bit more stylish. [iRingPro]

Image via Wikimedia Commons.




A great Twitter:



Top Deals


• iRingPro Master Collection ($15) | Dealzmodo Exclusive with iRingPro | Originally $30 | Use code GIZ50




Accessories


• Samsung 16GB SDHC ($8) | Newegg via Reddit | Originally $15

• 3-Pack Generic Lightning Cables ($9) | Daily Steals via 9to5Toys

• Yamaha 5.1-Channel Home Theatre Speakers ($88) | Amazon Warehouse via Reddit | Originally $120 | "Like New"




Miscellaneous


• 1 Year Starter 1&1 Hosting ($11.88) | 1and1 via Dealmac | Originally $60

18 Super Mario Figurines ($12) | Amazon via Reddit | Originally $20

• Master Lock SafeSpace Portable Safe ($14.79) | Amazon via Reddit | Originally $20

• Strathwood Basics Portable Hammock ($70) | Amazon via Reddit | Originally $90




Apple


• Apple Airport Extreme ($163) | B&H Photo via Logicbuy | Originally $190 | About a month ago, Best Buy was selling refurbs for $90. I bought mine then and couldn't be happier. This is for a new AirPort, and it's a weaker deal, but who knows when they'll be sub-$100 again

• 3-Pack Generic Lightning Cables ($9) | Daily Steals via 9to5Toys




Audio


• Beats urBeats Earbuds ($68) | Expanyis via 9to5Toys | Originally $100




Gaming


• Resident Evil 4 on Xbox Live Ultimate ($10) | Xbox Live Marketplace via Reddit | Originally $20

• Tomb Raider Experience Pack ($13.49) | Amazon via Reddit | Originally $20

• Mass Effect 3 for Xbox ($14) | Newegg via Reddit | Originally $20

• Borderlands 2 + GOTY ($24) | Gamefly via Reddit | Originally $60 | Use coupon code GFDMAR20

• Starcraft II: Heart of the Swarm Pre-Order ($30) | Newegg via Fatwallet | Originally $40 | Use coupon code EMCXVVM25

• 1 Year Xbox Live Gold ($35) | Best Buy via Logicbuy | Originally $50






Physical Media


Not today.




Digital Media


• 4for4 Early Bird Fantasy Football Subscription Special ($25) | 4for4 | Originally $30 | My personal favorite FF tool/content




Clothing


• RayBan Aviators ($79) | Ebay via Ben's Bargains | Originally $100

• Wolverine 1000 Miler Boot ($227) | Ball and Buck via Reddit | Originally $325 | If you're a size 11 or 13, you're in luck

• 80% Off Men's Outerwear | Amazon via Reddit | Sometimes Amazon sales like this are misleading, so do your research before you buy

• Dillard's Clearance Sale | Dillards via Reddit




Dumb TV → Smart TV


• WD Live Streaming Media Player, Refurbished ($60) | 1SaleaDay via 9to5Toys | Originally $90 | The media streamer you want for .avis and other media formats




Laptops


It doesn't seem to be a good season for laptop deals.




Desktops


It's almost never a good season for desktop deals... unless you build your own.




Tablets


Sony's Xperia Tablet S is on sale, but it's not a great tablet.




Screens


Nothing.




Portables


• Unlocked Sony Xperion ion Android Smartphone ($248) | Zagerz via Ben's Bargains | Originally $350




Camera


• Gorillapod ($13) | LL Bean via Dealmac | Originally $20

• Canon SLR Bag ($24) | Rakuten via Fatwallet | Originally $45




Bare Drives


• 128GB SanDisk Ultra SSD ($90) | Amazon via Storageaholic | Originally $120

• 500 GB Samsung 840 SSD ($280) | Amazon via Reddit | Originally $300 | Yeah, I'd say this is probably the "new normal"




Apps


iPad Only


• Trainz Simulator ($1) | iTunes via Apps-aholic | Originally $5

• Cut The Rope HD ($1) | iTunes via Appshopper | Originally $4

• Star Walk HD ($1) | iTunes via Appshopper | Originally $3


Android


• Warp Runner ($0) | Google Play via Apps-aholic | Originally $1

• Angry Birds Rio HD ($0) | Amazon Appstore via Apps-aholic | Originally $1

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Samsung Galaxy S IV Rumor Roundup: Everything We Think We Know

Samsung Galaxy S IV Rumor Roundup: Everything We Think We KnowThe Samsung Galaxy S IV will be announced at an event on March 14th in New York. It's so close we can almost feel it in our hands. And thanks to the leaky ship that is the internet, we've got a pretty good idea of what to expect once it's real.


Last year's Galaxy S III wasn't just a great Android phone—it was a blockbuster. Ten months is enough for any device to lose some of its shine, but when it was released it was the most hotly anticipated Android phone ever made, and it's since moved some 40 million units. The Galaxy S IV is going to need a monster overhaul both inside and out if it wants to play leapfrog again.


Availability


Samsung opted out of this week's Mobile World Congress to make its Galaxy IV impression, opting instead to invite the entire known universe to a March 14th blowout announcement all its own. Mark your calendars in ink.

Samsung Galaxy S IV Rumor Roundup: Everything We Think We Know


After the phone's finally official, expect a US on-sale date up to two months later, with phones hitting Europe a little before that. That puts the street date in May or June.


Name


We have no reason to think the new flagship won't be called the Galaxy S IV (S 4?), though it might lead to a little confusion. The Qualcomm processor in the GSIII is called the Snapdragon S4, Apple's flagship a few years ago was the iPhone 4s, and Google's current Android envoy is the Nexus 4. All those similar names start to blend together, huh? No matter. If Apple can call every big tablet an iPad, Samsung can keep its numerical progression.


Design


The Galaxy S III's polycarbonate plastic body (below) has the distinct advantage that you can drop it a million times without destroying it. But man, no matter what color you paint it, the hardware is intensely ugly compared to the iPhone.

Samsung Galaxy S IV Rumor Roundup: Everything We Think We Know Last year, you could get away with functionality alone, but in 2013, the once-dopey Android market is full of handsome handsets. Notably, the HTC One just shed its plastic shell for a Jony Ive-style block of aluminum.


Information on the GSIV's design is thin. The just-announced Galaxy Note 8.0 has the same plastic build as the GSIII, so it may make sense that Samsung keeps consistent across the whole product line. Let's hope not, though.


If you're into highly unsubstantiated rumors based on photographs of printed pictures, here's how one supposed leaked press image has it:


Samsung Galaxy S IV Rumor Roundup: Everything We Think We Know Then again, plenty of folks are confident that the Galaxy S IV will have a (here non-existant) home button. Safe to say the jury's still out, but it will definitely be a rectangle that makes phone calls.


Display


Everyone seems to think the GSIV is going to be bigger than its predecessor. Rumors originally pegged it for a 5-inch, 1920 x 1080 AMOLED, 440 PPI display, compared to the 4.7-inch touchscreen on the GSIII. More recent reports indicate, though, that Samsung has had to ditch the AMOLED in favor of Full-HD SoLux display.


Screen quality is a core selling point right now, and Samsung must be feeling the pressure to increase screen resolution and pixel density from its competitors. Apple has been unrelentingly touting its "retina" displays, and the new HTC One's 4.7-inch, 1920 x 1080, 468 PPI display puts the 310 PPI screen on the GSIII to shame.


As for the bigger display, it's in keeping with Samsung's tendency towards industry-leading size, not to mention that the company has previously indicated plans for a 5-inch Full HD screen in the product roadmaps it flaunts at trade shows.


Camera


By now the Galaxy S III's camera is unacceptably bad by flagship phone standards. Camera performance has become increasingly important, and companies like Nokia—with its excellent PureView processing technology—and HTC—home of the UltraPixel—stealing the limelight from previous leaders.


A few rumors and some supposedly leaked images over at Androsym say that Samsung will outfit the GSIV with a 13-megapixel camera. That also happens to be the same resolution as Sony's latest 1/3-inch Exmor Rs image sensor. If this is the case, the company will probably roll out some kind of visible (if not necessarily effective) new processing tech.


Samsung Galaxy S IV Rumor Roundup: Everything We Think We Know


Even though Samsung doesn't really have a reason to gamble on the S IV, the company been investing heavily in imaging technology over the last few years. And last fall that tech started landing in its mobile devices. The Android-enabled Galaxy Camera released last fall was run by the company's mobile team—even though the 24x zoom lens and 16-megapixel 1/2.3-inch image sensor was ripped directly from an existing digital imaging product. Otherwise, from its screen to its guts, the Galaxy Camera was basically a GSIII. In other words, Samsung already installed a larger 1/2.3-inch camera on a Galaxy S phone. There's no reason it couldn't ditch the 24x lens that made the Galaxy Camera bulky and put that larger sensor on GSIV.


In December, Samsung's digital imaging team told Gizmodo that it was very serious about the potential of products like the Galaxy Camera—and that there would be news on that front "soon". It's reasonable to think that soon is now.


Battery


A larger battery—something in the 2600 mAh range—seems to be a no-brainer. The 2100 mAh battery on the GSIII is painfully inconvenient. Indeed, every large, LTE Android phone is suffering growing pains because these phones just can't make it through the day. A bigger, higher-resolution screen on the GSIV would only exacerbate the issue. Don't expect anything massive like the monster 3300 mAh Motorola Droid Razr Maxx's, but an upgrade to a 2300mAh battery—which serves the HTC One well—would be the minimum, and realistically, it'll need something much larger to keep from frustrating the hell out of customers.


Wireless charging has also become more commonplace on new top-end phones; it would be somewhat disappointing if it the new GSIV didn't have it.


Operating System


It seems almost a lock that the GSIV will launch with Android 4.2 (Jelly Bean); other Samsung products are already up to speed with the latest and greatest, so the flagship will be as well. Key Lime Pie won't be official until Google I/O in May, and it's likely Google will reserve at launch for its next Nexus device.

Samsung Galaxy S IV Rumor Roundup: Everything We Think We Know It won't be pure Android, though, because of course not. Samsung's TouchWiz UI will return to the GSIV with an update and probably some nifty new features. There's a rumor that Samsung is building an app called "Samsung Orb" to take 360-degree panoramas, which seems at this point like an obvious win.


The Samsung Galaxy S IV may also add touchless gestures. This rumor cropped up in early February and we're only mentioning it because Samsung has already implemented the tech in other products. Samsung SmartTVs, for instance, already have motion cameras that let you control menus on board. Many Samsung cameras also support a few gestures already, including zoom and shutter release. It seems likely enough that you'll see the same on the GSIV.


Guts


As with the GSIII, there will be two versions of the phone for LTE and non-LTE markets. In the US, the 1.7 GHz, quad-core Qualcomm Snapdragon 600 used on the HTC ONE is a good bet because of its integrated LTE.


In international markets without LTE, the current wishful-thinking rumor is that the GSIV will run the crazy 8-core Exynos 5 Octa chipset that Samsung announced back at CES. That would be way, way more power than processors on other flagship currently on the market. Probably more than the GSIV needs. Because of that, we might see the less-ambitious Exynos 4 Quad instead.


As for other internals, Samsung probably doesn't need to bump the GSIII's existing specs much. You don't need much more than 2GB of RAM these days. Besides the obvious 32GB and 64GB of storage, there could be 128 GB version as well.


Networking, carriers, connectivity


The GSIV probably won't evolve much in this area except for the possible addition of wireless charging. The phone will almost certainly launch on AT&T and Verizon followed later by Sprint, with 4G LTE support across the board. There should be Bluetooth and NFC onboard as well, potentially with some cheeky pairing and sync features. Wi-Fi, duh.


Meet the World's Oldest Kindle: A Ferris Wheel for Books

Meet the World's Oldest Kindle: A Ferris Wheel for Books It might be hard to imagine, but there was once a time where thousands upon thousands of books and arguably the sum totally of human knowledge was not readily available at your fingertips. And while it's no Kindle, Agostino Ramelli's 16th century bookwheel was a valiant attempt to make that happen.


Initially designed in 1588, the bookwheel was inspired by siege machinery, and aimed to deliver one of a dozen or so dusty tomes directly to the reader on a literary ferris wheel controlled by a series of cogs and gears and powered by good old-fashioned gravity. But because of his rather sophisticated approach, Ramelli never saw his wheel come to life, and the literary-minded stuck to hauling books off shelves manually.


Ultimately, in 1986 architect Daniel Libeskind did build the device—after reverse engineering plans from Ramelli's initial pie-in-the-sky renderings—and displayed the beast at the Venice Architecture Biennale. Unsurprisingly, the bookwheel was never put to any wide, practical use, and now we carry around pocket computers that can do the same thing far better anyway. But the cogs and gears were a nice start. [Core 77]


Watch How the Universe Draws In the Sky

Watch How the Universe Draws In the Sky Oh Universe, you will never cease to amaze me, with all your galaxies and your pulsars and supernovas and your planets and your alien civilizations that never show up and all that starstuff we love so much. You know, like the fact that you draw perfect spirographs in the sky all the time.


Just take a look at what Scott Wiessinger—Helio and Astrophysics Video Producer at NASA Goddard—made: a plot of the Fermi Gamma-ray Space Telescope's view of the Vela Pulsar. Here's what he told us via email:



As Fermi orbits the Earth and alters how it points, the position of Vela changes it its field of view and this change traces an interesting and complex pattern. I made a video of the pattern getting traced out over time, and a still image showing slices of the pattern at various stages (small version attached.) I worked on this mostly because I thought it was visually appealing, but very different from most of the images you see from NASA. Both the image and the way it appears on the screen in the video reminded me of a Spirograph, which is where the title came from.



A spirograph indeed. If you want to know more, you can go to [NASA Goddard]


This 8-Bit Annoying Person Remover Has Great Prank Potential

This 8-Bit Annoying Person Remover Has Great Prank Potential If you start wasting somebody's time at NASA, this is how they're going to get you out of their office. Or, it's how JPL engineer Mark Rober will, anyway. This hacked Nintendo console will definitely put you on notice.


It's really fairly straight-forward. You take an old Nintendo console (a broken one, hopefully), gut it, and add some custom components such as an Arduino board, a speaker, battery, LCD-display, and a motion-detector. It'll take a little cutting and soldering, but it's a pretty sweet-looking box when all is said and done (of course, you could put the guts in anything you want, really). They've even included a zip file you can download, which contains not only all the code and libraries to make this work (so you don't really need to know how to program), but there is also a parts list with hyperlinks to exactly where to buy the parts. So, all you just need to figure out what sound file you want to put on the SD card. When someone passes by, the sound file begins to play and the timer starts ticking down. When they pass by again, the mechanism stops. Simple, but cool.


Personally, I think the 400 seconds they have it set for is waaay too much time, but that'd be easy enough to fix in the Arduino code. Just swap out 400 for a lower number. The real question is what would you do with it? You've got a box with a motion-detector that will play any sound file (song, ambient noise, sound effect, recorded speech) when someone walks by, and then stop when they walk by again. Haunted houses, sure, but there have got to be some amazing pranks you could pull with such a thing. Get creative and have your best ideas on my desk within the hour, Johnson. My "desk" being the discussion section below. [Mark Rober]


Mexicali Police Deflate Smugglers' Compressed-Air "Marijuana Cannon"

Mexicali Police Deflate Smugglers' Compressed-Air "Marijuana Cannon"Border fences are really tall so it's not like you can just throw your packages of marijuana over them. No, you'd need something like a weed-apult or, better yet, a weed cannon to heave them over the wall.


Police in Mexicali, a border town between Mexico and California, have reportedly confiscated a powerful compressed air cannon used by Mexican cartels to launch packages of weed over the border. The truck-mounted device is made of PVC piping attached to an air compressor and driven by an automobile engine. It could launch up to 13 kilograms of drugs over the fence at a time. And apparently was quite productive. The police were only tipped off to the device's existence after recently seizeing a large quantity of bagged drugs that looked like they'd been shot out of a cannon. [Guardian - Image: AP Photo/Mexicali Public Safety Department


$3,000 Gets You Literally the Aston Martin of Strollers

$3,000 Gets You Literally the Aston Martin of StrollersSometime in the past few years mankind took a small step backwards in our development by allowing super-expensive luxury baby strollers to get popular. So popular, in fact, that now even Aston Martin is getting into the game by teaming up with Silver Cross on this over-the-top way to transport a baby.


Leather trim, aluminum-alloy wheels, air-ride suspension: these are usually features you only find on a luxury sedan, but have now made their way onto a vehicle designed to carry passengers who just randomly throw up all over the place. The Silver Cross Surf, Aston Marin Edition, is perfect for parents who want to ensure their kids grow up with an obnoxious sense of entitlement, and it's available exclusively from none other than Harrod's for just north of $3,000. [Harrods via Born Rich]


Watch the Universe Draw an Awesome Spirograph in the Sky

Watch the Universe Draw an Awesome Spirograph in the Sky Oh Universe, you will never cease to amaze me, with all your galaxies and your pulsars and supernovas and your planets and your alien civilizations that never show up and all that starstuff we love so much. You know, like the fact that you draw perfect spirographs in the sky all the time.


Just take a look at what Scott Wiessinger—Helio and Astrophysics Video Producer at NASA Goddard—made: a plot of the Fermi Gamma-ray Space Telescope's view of the Vela Pulsar. Here's what he told us via email:



As Fermi orbits the Earth and alters how it points, the position of Vela changes it its field of view and this change traces an interesting and complex pattern. I made a video of the pattern getting traced out over time, and a still image showing slices of the pattern at various stages (small version attached.) I worked on this mostly because I thought it was visually appealing, but very different from most of the images you see from NASA. Both the image and the way it appears on the screen in the video reminded me of a Spirograph, which is where the title came from.



A spirograph indeed. If you want to know more, you can go to [NASA Goddard]