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So, in this week's Earth 2 Annual #2, the identity of the mysterious new Batman that's been floating around the last several months – since before writer Tom Taylor took over the book – was finally revealed to be Thomas Wayne, the father Bruce Wayne thought was dead. While my esteemed colleague Iann Robinson decried this revelation as a rehash of an idea we'd already seen in Flashpoint, I felt compelled to contend that it remains an idea with a lot of potential for a couple of reasons.


Firstly, Flashpoint sucked and Earth 2 doesn't, so if any decent concepts can be salvaged from the former, the latter is a good place to dust them off and see if they've got true legs. The "Wayne Casino" version of Thomas Wayne as Batman from that lamentable story that bridged the gap between the old world and the New 52 – a reality warping event triggered because Barry Allen missed his mom and now we can't have the Secret Six anymore – was one of the bright spots, even if it was overextended its premise by forcing Martha Wayne into becoming the Joker. But that was three issues of exploration, and then a clusterfudge that ended badly. Earth 2 is one of the better books in the New 52, refreshing at least because it's only tangentially related to that New 52, and thus bringing Thomas Wayne back as Batman becomes a notion deserving of a bit more panel time in a different context.


That context – that it turns out Thomas is a deluded killer who thinks he's being righteous – ties into the second reason that this revelation is interesting, namely that Batman is now also Hourman. He's 65 years old, which means the only way he can keep up the fight is to pop Miraclo and get super powers for an hour. So that makes him a drug addict, a former drug supplier, a deadbeat father, a murderer and a guy who shot his own son – a son who immediately calls him on all his bullshit, predicting it before he can even sling it, and who goes from worshiping his sainted father's memory to despising the selfish disappointment he lived to become in the span of a couple of pages. In any other story, Thomas Wayne would be the flawed antihero we'd root for in his quest for revenge against the Falcone family, but in a Batman story, he's just a sorry old bastard who has to watch his family from afar because they wanted nothing to do with him.


This is the man who is wearing the cowl now, as the only way he could think of to honor the life and sacrifice of the son who disowned him. There's a lot of grist for the mill there, and "grizzled old Batman" is usually an interesting kind of Batman. Hell, he shot the Joker in the head. Things are different with this Bat.


Now, would I have preferred it to be someone else entirely? Maybe Dr. Pieter Cross or Dr. Charles McNider, former Dr. Mid-Nites who could very well fit the Bat-bill, being blind as bats and all? Someone as new and unique as Lois Lane in the Red Tornado robot body? Sure. Hell, I'm not thrilled with the focus being on Superman and Batman in this book that's supposed to be the only place where we can get the Justice Society characters that were purged from the rest of the New 52, but at least it's a different version of both of them. Superman's been corrupted and driven mad by Darkseid, Fury – daughter of the late Wonder Woman, as revealed in Worlds' Finest Annual #1 – was a lackey of Steppenwolf's, and now Batman is now his father's Caped Crusader, literally. It's interesting and different.


I'm sure the next big tale in Earth 2 will be 'how Superman survived and became a Darkseid goon,' and then more about Fury, and I'm sure it'll be solid stuff. But sooner rather than later, this book has to get back to the characters it was founded on. The new Dr. Fate is fine, The Atom, the Sandmen, Green Lantern and Flash are solid, Hawkgirl and Red Tornado are cool, and even the new-school Mr. Terrific (and the evil version of Terry Sloan, the Golden Age Mr. Terrific) are fine. But we want Dr. Mid-Nite. We want Wildcat. We want maybe a less bratty Captain Marvel that maybe is still called Captain Marvel instead of Shazam. Starman. Cyclone. Jesse Quick. Hell, the Freedom Fighters, the All-Star Squadron. Let's keep the focus where it should be – on the characters who can ONLY appear here, and not the ones who have several other books devoted solely to them.


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Review: Beck’s ‘Morning Phase’ Shines With Honesty and Warmth fabdays.blogspot.com

fabdays.blogspot.com Review: Beck’s ‘Morning Phase’ Shines With Honesty and Warmth

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In 2003 Beck Hansen did something I never thought possible. He released an album I utterly fell in love with. Sea Change was one of the first times I saw Beck as something more than kitschy nostalgia act. Post Sea Change, I mostly tuned out of Beck’s song and dance act. Some find him to be an urban poet, and while I take nothing away from that, what he was doing was uninteresting to me. I knew there was something else inside Beck, something much deeper than boogie dance records or kitsch.


Six years after the release of Modern Guilt, Beck finally offers up a proud successor to Sea Change with Morning Phase, a quiet storm of an album, whose lush textures and warm vocals are still as powerful as any of his more bombastic work. While the title makes the comparison obvious, this is a record for the dawn. Armed with an acoustic guitar, keyboards, and a sparse rhythm section, Beck flawlessly captures those first foggy moments of the morning as the sun pours over the horizon, and the world hasn’t yet woken up. Those few moments when you are alone with your thoughts, be they wonderful or filled with heartbreak.


“Cycle” opens Morning Phase with a forty-three second wave of strings and keys. It’s a gentle alarm clock that cracks your consciousness just as the first strum of the guitar wafts into the room. “Morning” is exactly that, a gentle compilation of sleepy notes and Beck’s weary vocals. Just beneath the sweetness of the song, there’s a subtle melancholy that’s not depressing, but more wistful and relaxing. Beck’s love for nostalgia doesn’t escape “Morning”, as it is drenched in cues from seventies pop-radio.


To be fair, seventies AM radio plays a major role in Morning Phase. “Heart Of A Drum”, with its reverbed vocals and stoned grove, is a full on warm weather driving song. Top down; weed flowing, and AM radio playing an endless sea of syrup pop gems. It’s impossible not to smile at “Heart Of A Drum”. “Say Goodbye” maintains the easy going, upbeat vibe, but casts Beck’s voice in a more soulful light.


“Blue Moon” is a showstopper. Opening with line “I’m so tired of being alone”, you expect the track to seep into sentimental bellyaching. Instead Beck turns the song into something more akin to self-exploration. The sadness of the story is told over lighthearted guitars and playful drums. It’s as if the protagonist is happier for the chance at love, then distraught over the end result. “Unforgiven” is a hearthbreaking ballad filled with wistful vocals and a haunting combination of synths and piano. “Wave” is more elemental, with Beck’s vocals wafting on sparse and breezy keyboards.


“Don’t Let It Go” is back to the despondent acoustic guitar sharing a lot with the style of Sea Change without giving into the depression. Beck ends Morning Phase with the one-two punch of “Country Down” and “Waking Light”. The former is an alt-country ballad that shames the current crop of “country” radio stars, while the latter is a soaring tune that encapsulates the entire journey.


Beck leaves it all out on the table with these songs. Devoid of hipness, cynicism or sarcasm, Morning Phase replaces it with honesty and warmth. This is some of the best work Beck has done in years, and destined to top 2014 best of lists.


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Super Bowl 2014: Best Offense vs. Best Defense fabdays.blogspot.com

fabdays.blogspot.com Super Bowl 2014: Best Offense vs. Best Defense

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The Denver Broncos and Seattle Seahawks are the two best teams in football this season. They proved it during the regular season when they tied for the league lead with 13 wins and they’ve proved it again in the playoffs.


While the two teams are clearly the cream of the crop in the NFL, the paths they have taken to the top of the league have been radically different. Denver has built the best offense in the league (and one of the most dominant in league history) with a bevy of talented receivers at the disposal of a quarterback savant.


Seattle, on the other hand, has assembled the NFL’s premier defense, led by a hard-hitting, trash-talking secondary with a tremendous nickname (seriously, it’s right up there with the Purple People Eaters) and a vastly underrated front seven.


While there are a number of fascinating matchups to watch during the game, most of the attention will inevitably be paid to the chess match between grandmasters Peyton Manning and the Legion of Boom. This matchup of best offense against best defense has been a rarity in the Super Bowl, happening only six times previously. Let’s take a quick at each of these contests and see what insight they provide.


Super Bowl I


Kansas City Chiefs Offense (32.0 PPG) vs. Green Bay Packers Defense (11.6 PPG)


Winner: Green Bay, 35-10


This one is a special case because it was before the AFL/NFL merger, but the Packers led the NFL in points allowed and the Chiefs led the upstart league in points scored. The game was close at halftime (14-10), but the Packers defense completely shut down quarterback Len Dawson and the Chiefs in the second half. Kansas City’s pass-heavy attack only ran one play in Green Bay territory after the first half.


Super Bowl IV


Minnesota Vikings Offense (27.1 PPG) vs. Kansas City Chiefs Defense (12.6 PPG)


Winner: Kansas City, 23-7


Just three years after Green Bay embarrassed the Chiefs’ vaunted offense, Kansas City turned the tables on their NFL counterparts. Hank Stram’s team shut out the heavily-favored Vikings in the first half and picked off three fourth-quarter passes to seal the win. The Chiefs also knocked out Minnesota’s “indestructible” quarterback Joe Kapp (you might remember Kapp better as a YouTube sensation).


Super Bowl XIII


Dallas Cowboys Offense (24.0 PPG) vs. Pittsburgh Steelers Defense (12.2 PPG)


Winner: Pittsburgh, 35-31


The first Super Bowl rematch unexpectedly turned into a shootout, as Terry Bradshaw set Super Bowl records of 318 yards and four touchdowns for the Steelers. Pittsburgh’s dominant “Steel Curtain” defense was able to do just enough to win, forcing a Roger Staubach interception that led to the go-ahead Pittsburgh TD.


Super Bowl XIX


Miami Dolphins Offense (32.1 PPG) vs. San Francisco 49ers Defense (14.2 PPG)


Winner: San Francisco, 38-16


Dan Marino’s only Super Bowl appearance didn’t go as planned for the Dolphins quarterback. The second-year signal-caller threw just one touchdown after setting an NFL record with 48 in the regular season. He also threw two interceptions and his struggles can be attributed to a ‘Niners secondary that had all four starters-Ronnie Lott, Eric Wright, Carlton Williamson, and Dwight Hicks-selected to the Pro Bowl. San Fran also received a boost from their quarterback, some guy named Joseph Clifford Montana, Jr.


Super Bowl XXIV


San Francisco 49ers Offense (27.6 PPG) vs. Denver Broncos Defense (14.1 PPG)


Winner: San Francisco, 55-10


Montana’s fourth and final Super Bowl was his crowning achievement as a 49er. The ‘Niner offense, led by Joe Cool and receivers Jerry Rice and John Taylor completely overwhelmed the Denver defense, scoring on six of its first eight possessions before taking its foot off the gas. Montana set a Super Bowl record with five touchdown passes (predictably three were to Rice) in the most lopsided game in Super Bowl history.


Super Bowl XXV


Buffalo Bills Offense (26.8 PPG) vs. New York Giants Defense (13.3 PPG)


Winner: New York, 20-19


The Giants used a ball-control game plan to keep the ball out of the hands of quarterback Jim Kelly and the rest of Buffalo’s face-paced no-huddle offense. New York set a record, holding the ball for over 40 minutes in the game and limiting the explosive offense to 19 points just a week after it had dropped 51 on the Los Angeles Raiders in the AFC Championship game. The defense, led by Lawrence Taylor, had a hand in that, as well, as they had held defending champion Montana and the 49ers to just 13 points in the NFC Championship game a week earlier Of course, Buffalo still had a chance to win at the end, but Scott Norwood missed it WIDE RIGHT.


Conclusions:


It turns out that, in Super Bowls between the best offense and the best defense in the league, the defenses have historically dominated, winning five of the six games. In fact, in three of those contests, the defense controlled the game to such an extent that it held the offense to fewer points than the defense’s average allowed for the season.


There is a disclaimer on those wins for the defense, however. In four of the five wins for the defense, the team with the best defense also featured a Hall of Fame quarterback (Bart Starr, Len Dawson, Terry Bradshaw and Joe Montana) at the helm of its offense. Whether Seattle’s Russell Wilson is at that level is yet to be determined, but he might have to support his defense with a great game.


One final note-the Broncos averaged an NFL record 37.9 PPG this season and Seattle allowed just 14.4 per game on average. The 23.5 differential between the two figures is the largest in Super Bowl history. That makes Super Bowl XLVIII truly a matchup of two ultra-elite units when Denver has the ball.


Dylan Sinn is a freelance contributor for CraveOnline Sports. You can follow him on Twitter @DylanSinn or “like” CraveOnline Sports on Facebook.


Photo Credit: Getty


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First Look: Uncanny Avengers #17 fabdays.blogspot.com

fabdays.blogspot.com First Look: Uncanny Avengers #17

After the epic festival of God of Thunder asskickery that was Uncanny Avengers #16, there's still another Apocalypse Twin left to be defeated – not to mention the giant Celestial about to destroy Earth.


Take a look at this sneak peek of Uncanny Avengers #17, from Rick Remender and Steve McNiven, where we see Exitar actually set foot on Earth, which will cause untold destruction, while the Avengers are tied up with the Horsemen of Death.


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First Look: Wolverine: Origin II #3 fabdays.blogspot.com

fabdays.blogspot.com First Look: Wolverine: Origin II #3

Set in Wolverine's long-ago past, this new story features a feral Logan who has been beaten down and imprisoned, leaving him ripe for experimentation at the hands of one Nathaniel Essex, known later as Mr. Sinister. It might be that a man named Creed is the only one who can get him out of his predicament.


Check out this first look at Wolverine: Origin II #3 from Kieron Gillen and Adam Kubert.


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Sochi Olympics 2014 Video: Top 5 ‘Can’t Miss’ fabdays.blogspot.com

fabdays.blogspot.com Sochi Olympics 2014 Video: Top 5 ‘Can’t Miss’

With Sochi officially just days away, it can be very easy to get overwhelmed with the schedule of events. What do you watch? When do you watch it? Should you worry about finding a girlfriend when you still live in your parent's basement? It's madness.


Just keep it simple. This is the Top 5 'Can't Miss' list when it comes to the news and events coming out of the Sochi games. Keep an eye on:



  1. Safety — Is terrorism a real threat in Sochi even though Russia is deploying an estimated 50,000 police and security guards at the games? Any type of Black Widow would scare the S**t out of me.

  2. Hockey — Not only is the NHL possibly reconsidering sending their athletes, which would be devastating to the games, but when the teams do take the ice the pressure will be on Russia to medal at home and for Canada to repeat gold.

  3. Shaun White — Our 'golden boy' is expected to work his wonders on the vert and slopestyle. Expect him to be absolutely sick.

  4. The Biathlon — Skiing and shooting combined? Um, this has to be the most badass sport no one talks about.

  5. Ashley Wager — do yourself a favor and look up this cutie pie. Oh ya, she has a great shot at medaling in the figure skating competition as well.


You can go to NBCOlympics.com to see the full schedule of televised events.


If you're actually going to the games in Sochi, CraveOnline concierge Nash Herrington has some words of wisdom in the video above as well.


God speed.


Josh Helmuth is the editor of CraveOnline Sports. You can follow him @JHelmuth or "like" CraveOnline Sports on Facebook.



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First Look: Guardians of the Galaxy #12 fabdays.blogspot.com

fabdays.blogspot.com First Look: Guardians of the Galaxy #12

Jean Grey was the Dark Phoenix, but the young Jean from All-New X-Men hasn't committed any of the Dark Phoenix's crimes yet, chronologically. That's not stopping the Shi'ar for putting her on trial for them anyway – and Star-Lord's evil father has something to do with it. However, the X-Men and the Guardians are trying to beat the clock to save her, and they'll need unexpected allies to do it.


Check out this first look at Guardians of the Galaxy #12, from Brian Michael Bendis and Sara Pichelli, featuring a variant from Dale Keown.


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Clocked Out: Super Bowl XLVIII, NAMM and The Silent Comedy fabdays.blogspot.com

fabdays.blogspot.com Clocked Out: Super Bowl XLVIII, NAMM and The Silent Comedyfabdays.blogspot.com Clocked Out: Super Bowl XLVIII, NAMM and The Silent Comedy





[VIDEO] On this week’s episode, we visit New York City for Super Bowl XLVIII, Jamaal Charles and Clay Matthews play video games and The Silent Comedy wraps up as Band of the Month.



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Super Bowl 2014: Remembering The ‘Wardrobe Malfunction’ fabdays.blogspot.com

fabdays.blogspot.com Super Bowl 2014: Remembering The ‘Wardrobe Malfunction’

Super Bowl XXXVIII: Panthers v Patriots



Before M.I.A. flipped everyone the bird at the halftime show or David Ortiz was handed a microphone and proclaimed “This is our f—king city,” the Federal Communications Commission had to worry about the halftime show at Superbowl XXXVIII and the controversy that arose when Justin Timberlake exposed Janet Jackson’s nipple to a viewing audience of about 90 million people.


Like the Kennedy Assassination, the O.J. Simpson verdict or the first time you had a Doritos Locos Taco, you can probably remember where you were at the time…


After the “accidental” exposure, Jackson's spokesperson described the incident as "a malfunction of the wardrobe." Somewhat hard to believe since Timberlake was singing “gonna have you naked by the end of this song” when he swiped at her chest. But the $550,000 fine that the FCC tried to impose on CBS seemed kind of harsh. The Supreme Court agreed and after almost 10 years of legal wrangling, the FCC’s indecency fine was struck down once and for all.


Although the FCC didn’t get any money out of it, the legacy of the wardrobe malfunction lives on to this day. It’s constantly referenced in popular culture and numerous conspiracy theories about the incident abound in dark corner of the Internet. The Chambers Dictionary added the term in 2008 and, of course, Urban Dictionary has a number of definitions for it.


Here’s No. 1 – Wardrobe Malfunction: A lame excuse offered by a major television network after broadcasting nude images of a used singer.


Ten years later, one of the men who led the charge to stick it to CBS after his agency received more than 500,000 complaints, former FCC chairman Michael Powell, admits that the controversy was a little much, even if the performance was "kind of racy."


“I think we've been removed from this long enough for me to tell you that I had to put my best version of outrage on that I could put on," he said during an interview with ESPN. "Part of it was surreal, right? Look, I think it was dumb to happen, and they knew the rules and were flirting with them, and my job is to enforce the rules, but, you know, really? This is what we're gonna do?"


If one of this year’s halftime performers, Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Flea, follows through with the wardrobe malfunction he threatened on Twitter, the FCC might be back in court yet again. “Anybody wanna see my c–k at the Super Bowl?” the 51-year-old tweeted, before quickly deleting it.


Jackson and Timberlake might have tweeted about what they were planning back in 2004…if Twitter had existed.


Still, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Just like after the 2003 season, John Fox is coaching a team in the Super Bowl, Timberlake is at the top of charts and some guy named Peyton Manning is the NFL leader in total passing yards, completions and passing yards-per-game. The only difference is that 10 years ago, Brett Favre led the NFL with 32 passing touchdowns and Manning came in second with 29; this year Manning is first after throwing 55.


Come to think of it, Favre had a wardrobe malfunction of his own…


Evan Bleier is a freelance writer based out of wherever he can plug in his laptop. You can send him questions, comments and Buffalo wing suggestions @itishowitis or "like" CraveOnline Sports on Facebook


Photo Credit: Getty


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The Big List: Red Hot Chili Pranksters! Most Offensive Shirt Ever? fabdays.blogspot.com

fabdays.blogspot.com The Big List: Red Hot Chili Pranksters! Most Offensive Shirt Ever?

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Time to find the most offensive words in the English language, put them all on a black t-shirt together in white block text, misspell a few of them ‘by accident,’ sell a whole lot of shirts to a whole lot of teenagers who are desperate to piss off their parents, and check out these links!


Justin Bieber Arrested For 2nd Time In A Week


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Busted, busted, busted oooh.


Listen To The Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Super Bowl Song


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Or rather, the Red Hot Chili Pranksters. [Context]


The Epic Battle To Save The Most Offensive Team Name In Professional Sports


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What about just calling them the Skins, and their mascot could be a rowdy British teenager?


Woman Was Her Own Twin – And The Twin Was The Mother Of Her Children


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Have You Ever Wanted A Shirt With ‘CRAPDILDO F***HOAR SEXKUNT” On It?


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If not, perhaps your mom would like it.


That’s all for this this offensively-named edition of The Big List!


Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.



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