Time to become a famous pop singer way too young, do a lot of stupid s***, get in a lot of trouble with the police for doing all that stupid s***, get arrested, possibly (and hilariously) get sent back to your home country, feel humiliated when your parents give you a “time out” for what you’ve done and check out these links!
Justin Bieber Arrested In Miami For DUI, Reportedly Told Police He Had Taken Marijuana
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Above: First photo of the arrest. [via]
How To Watch Super Bowl XLVIII Online
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Cut the cord? You can still get the game.
Where The American Dream Is Dead And Buried
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Dark red means there’s little economic mobility, light beige means there’s more, and orange means there’s treasure buried there!
The Sad World Of Adults Pretending To Be Kids For Retweets
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Adults tweet that kids say the darndest things.
For Sale: The Ugliest Super-Rare Videogame Of All-Time
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This is the video game equivalent of someone wiping their ass with a Mickey Mantle rookie card.
That’s all for this this arrested edition of The Big List!
Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.
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